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Have you ever looked at your poop in horror, thinking that you are bleeding internally of a most likely fatal disease, only to eventually remember that you ate beets?  Well, that horror has finally ceased.  With the BeetLight™, you will never forget that you ate beets.  Simply turn on the BeetLight™ while you are cooking or juicing your beets, and by the time they come out the other end you will be reminded that you ate and/or drank them.  The end of your worries has arrived.

Only $19.95 while supplies last.

This, our platinum line of BeetLight™, brings all the functionality and technology of the BeetSeat™, while bringing premium sound to the table.  Armed with Spotify and Pandora integrated in the BeetSeat™, BeetSeatBeats™ is for the beet eater with an ear and eye for quality, life-enriching products.  Available in beet and beet green.

$249.95

We are very proud of our new line of BeetSeats™.  Taking the  style and functionality of the original BeetLight™, and integrating it with your actual toilet seat, this option takes the BeetLight™ technology to a new level.  Available in beet or beet green, these toilet seats are the epitome of luxury when it comes to reminding you that you are not, in fact, dying.  Illuminated, bluetooth controlled.

$149.95

With our premium BeetLight™, remote and bluetooth capabilities make the BeetLight™ even more of a breeze to help keep your panic to a minimum.  Simply hit a switch in your kitchen or on your mobile device and the BeetLight™ in your bathroom will be illuminated.

$59.95

 

With our basic model of BeetLight™, control is on the device itself.  Simply turn on the beet light while you are cooking or eating your beets, and turn it off once the last bit of beet juice has left your system.

$19.95